| M.P.G. (Michael Phillip Gray) |
Written By: Morbidox
Lyrics: Chris
Music: John
| M-I-K-E, G-R-A-Y
When you hear this you'll probably cry
Cry, cry, cry, you're such a fuckin' suck
Paid 300 bucks and you got no fuck
You couldn't get it on, you couldn't get it up
What do you expect with your dumb virgin luck
Michael are you lonely, you loser, you sob
Read your magazines and jerk your tiny knob
Michael Phillip Gray
Now what can you say
Now you know and see
What it's like getting burned by me
You listen to your Modonna, Michael Jackson and 19
You're the coolest rocker, I have ever seen - Ha!
Lovely crooked teeth, beautifully parted hair
Don't tell us your problems, cause we don't fuckin' care
The chicks you think are nice, are nothing but hounds
With zits upon their face and itty bitty mounds
Take for example, Wendy Karen and Carm
These fucking chicks belong back on the farm
Michael Phillip Gray
Now what can you say
Now you know and see
What it's like getting burned by me
Don't get drunk, cause we know you'll lose control
You'll puke, you'll cry, you'll be an asshole
Can't take a joke, don't take it personally
They'll kick ya outta the house and out of a life you'll be
What language do you write? What language do you write?
It can't be english, cause you failed it, right?
You buy things for girls, you give the things to them
They take it, they laugh at you, they don't give a damn
Michael Phillip Gray
Now what can you say
Now you know and see
What it's like getting burned by me
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