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Five Knuckle Shuffle
(Lips, Reiner)

NOTE: This is an early, unreleased version, not the 'Plugged In Permanent'
version.
Hand to the gland and I don't care
There ain't no secret I won't bare
All I wanna do is beat my meat
Shakin' steak, oh what a treat
Stroke it, stroke it really hard
I wanna watch it blow a yard
Date with the Palm sisters what you got
Wanking your willie really hit the spot

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken just ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke

Rattle my snake most every night
I wanna woman to do it right
Stroke it, stroke it really hard
I wanna watch it blow a yard
All I wanna do is shake my stick
'Cause pullin' my pecker really does the trick

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken just ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken just ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke

Don't you worry when you spank the chimp
It don't mean that you're a wimp
Stroke it, stroke it really hard
Watch it blow across the yard
Date with the Palm sisters what you got
Shine your shilaylly and don't get caught

5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken just ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken just ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
Chokin' the chicken just ain't no joke
5 knuckle shuffle in the shower with the soap
5 knuckle shuffle I got nothin' to poke